Friday, April 9, 2010

2 4 Taylor, 1 4 Kellan

Lana: I wonder if he was told to look at them in that "hey i want you way" so that all rumors of him playing for the opposite team would leave..or if he is authentically like "look at that"!!!



Stephanie: you pose a good question.
but if you really look at his eyes he’s not really looking at them. compare his stare to that of, say, david beckham and you’ll see a difference. for sure!


Lana:haha, I dunno it looked like he WAS looking...would be so funny if in this picture he's all "damn that girl in short shorts is blocking my view of the game, won't she EVER move"


Stephanie: hahaha!!!it sort of looks like he’s thinking that! I’m tell you…the stare he’s giving off isn’t one of intrigue, it’s definitely more like annoyance and boredom. now, if he were staring at the game with a HUGE SMILE on his face while “not looking at her” that would be different.
but this…very questionable.
p.s.: when I opened my e-mail all I saw in my right viewing pane was ass. thanks (sarcastically).

Lana:i know, thats y this kid makes me wonder....and makes me think I am correct
hahaha, lol sorry

Stephanie: I just hope, for the entire hetero woman population, that he isn’t on the other team.that would be just another example of a waste of good man candy. *sigh*

Lana: i just really really think he is...like really really..like the reason he has no guy friends is because he may be attracted to them and no one wants those photo assumptions to come up, and his dad is all " no way are we gonna loose everything we worked so hard for"

Stephanie: I get your point. but in today’s society being gay may actually work for him. yes, all of the girls that go crazy over him will be disappointed, but that just makes way for the dudes to line up for a slice of Taylor Pie.and just because he may be gay doesn’t mean he’s attracted to all of his guy friends. what if he really is just a loner, and all of the people he connects with are older and more seem to be women? look at hayden pana-whatever her name is. yeah she has friends, but look at who she dates! the guy she’s with now is, like, 54 years her senior!

Lana: nope, being gay won't work for taylor...he's been built as a hearthrob for girls...summit, girls, everyone will lose their "doo-doo" if he comes out..
and i'm not saying every gay male likes his male friends..but because everyone is SOO curious about Taylor..if he brings along a male friend, if he has ANY, than people will automatically assume it's his lover...

Stephanie:but it may work for him. he’s a heartthrob none the less. So summit may see this as an extension of Taylor. He can bring the girls for the abs and he can bring the boys for…well, the same thing actually. these books and movies are a phenomenon with girls everywhere – then it could be a hit with the guys, too.
I think if anyone is spotted with anyone it’s automatically a romantic connection. it even happened with Robert pattinson for a hot minute, with that guy he was buying underwear with, what’s his name…tom sturridge. it happens to everyone!

Lana: yea but Rob isn't the "muscular, guys guy, all man man"..you know..he's been marketed as "sensitive, and blah blah blah" taylor is supposed to be a guys guy and a girls dream...it's like if the Rock OR Vin Diesel were gay, that would be it....

Stephanie: no, rob was never a muscular guy – even though he’s supposed to be for the movies and they tried really hard to make him muscly in the second one. but he’s still a heartthrob. if the Rock came out his career might suffer, but he was a wrestler! he’s supposed to be big and burly! I think if taylor was his career would be fine. no worries.

Lana: I guess we will have to wait and see..if americas new hearthrob teen will come out, stay in, or forever hold his peace...muhahaha

Stephanie: and wait we will. but will we be waiting forever, a la tom cruise?
ahh….
oh, taylor…


Lana: I don't know...eventually somethings gotta give..if he is living this little secret eventually he will want to break free...it happens...it will happen...

Stephanie: why do you want him to be gay so badly?what if he’s just, I don’t know…introverted?

Lana: I don't WANT him to be gay...I'm just saying something is ......off, just a little...no I don't take "introvert" as an explanation....

Stephanie: I think you secretly want him to be gay.but that’s ok. I accept you for who you are. and I’d accept him for being him if he was gay.

DAY 2

Stephanie: his nose doesn’t look as…scrunched from the side. he looks hot from his profile.


Lana: eh...still nope nope nope

Stephanie: what-ev.
you’re a jocob hater anyway. I expected that response.
now this fella looks WAY BETTER with shades. WAY BETTER!!!


Lana:lol, i'm not a jacob hater..i just don't like taylor...the actual person..not the character..though i don't like the character either..
and kellan is getting on my nerves...don't know why

Stephanie: if you say you’re not a Jacob hater I suppose I no choice but to believe you. in my heart, however, I don’t. believe you, that is.
moving on…
I don’t like kellan either, but I think he definitely deserves the shivers when he has his shades on – you can’t see how close his eyes are to each other that way. other than that…ugh.

Lana: haha, o.k. well I have no choice but to respect that.
is that what it is, his eyes? its off..maybe he's too pretty and he knows he's pretty and people tell him he's pretty so now he's just conceited..which is NOT an a attractive trait.

Stephanie: oh, he’s definitely conceited! for sure!!!
and yes, it’s because everyone tells him how hot he is so he’s taking them for their word and running with it. and he tries to be seen, I feel. like everything he does, even jogging with his damn dog, is a chance for some face time.
he’s bordering heidi and spencer territory. rocky waters ahead.
have you never seen how tiny and close his eyes are together?! example:


Lana: his eyes are tiny, yes..I've seen eyes that are MUCH closer together...
I think cause I've already decided that he is too much work that everything about him is unattractive to me
so not heidi and spencer territory...YET..though little by little he's getting there...

Stephanie: I just can’t look at him without his glasses because he’s just so gross.
I think you and I are the only two people on the face of the earth that feel…nothing about him.

Lana:

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