I'd feel him up too!

Stephanie: he’s being tortured? you must intervene.


Lana: HA!..oh how I wish..how I wish
Some lucky female on Ellen got a chance to feel him up...NOW that's' what I'm talking about..she felt his feet,legs,shoulders...I would have gone for the hands to feel ME...or you know felt something else...what stupid people...stupid stupid

Stephanie: he really let someone feel him up? really?! how odd.
it’s exciting, yes, for someone filled with so much love for a person they’ve never met and know nothing about to get a change to meet them, to talk to them and maybe get in a picture or two. But to feel them up? I would have been embarrassed for myself. Seriously. What a strange request. Or offer, if that was the case. How do you even go about asking for something like that?
“um…*giggle*…hi, I’m…*giggle, blush*…Jessica and I was wondering if…*nervous laugh, hiccup, sweating*…if I could feel you up? Maybe feel your shoulders or something? Oh, gosh, I can’t believe I’m really talking to you! I love you so much!”
and if it was an offer by Ellen, how would you even give that away? what words do you use to make it seem normal, like this sort of thing happens all the time?
“now we have a gift for one lucky audience member. I’m going to call your name and that person gets a change to come down here and meet Robert Pattinson, take some pictures and…this is the good part and I’m going to have to cover my ears as soon as I say this…and the lucky winner will get to feel him up!”
he’s not a prop. the whole thing sounds so…odd.

Lana: Yea..ELLEN suggested it..he seemed ok with it..I think it went like this

Ellen: So Rob we are going to let one lucky audience member be blindfolded and try to guess which one of you three is the real Rob

Rob: *Head scratch* I don't think this is a good idea...

Ellen: No, it'll be fine..its just ONE audience member and you'll be in a robe the whole time

Rob: I HAVE TO BE NAKED...*pacing pacing* I can't I CAN'T

Ellen: CALM down, Taylor would do it without a second thought. You will be clothed you and the two other boys will put on robes and she"ll just feel you up...

Rob: "Feel US up" As in she gets to touch me wherever

Ellen: OH FOR THE LOVE OF KITTENS..NO she won't touch you in places that it would be inappropriate to show on daytime television, OK?

Rob: Yea, ok

Kristen: (apparently she was there, don't know for sure) This should be VERY interesting
Yea I don't know how Ellen offered that up...I don't know if that was something they discussed before or if it's something she just threw at him..I think it's something she just threw at him

here's the video:
http://robertpattinsonnews-uk.blogspot.com/2010/05/robert-pattinson-on-ellen-show.html


Stephanie: I could only imagine what Kristen Stewart thinks when shenanigans like that go down. Probably: “Ha! I get that every night. Suckers.”
You know something? I wasn’t too far off base with the announcement that someone got to feel him up. Maybe I should host a daytime talk show? Or, “we” rather; you’d have to join me because we’re witty together. And if that doesn’t pan out maybe I could write for the show? I mean, she’s a comic and all but they need some other…substance, no? Maybe I’ll give it a shot.
And I think I prefer your commentary over what actually went down. I like the nervous Rob, the one who thinks he’ll get shanked walking down the street or while waiting in line for his sandwich order. This new Rob, the one who’s semi-adjusted to the famous life he now leads, the one who just raises his large, block eyebrows and nods in agreement at the suggestion of letting a stranger feel him up on daytime television is not the Rob that drew everyone under his spell. I want insecure. I want nervous. I want incoherent.
Oh, to be 2008 again…

Lana: I bet Kristen does think that, like "you guys are touching him but aren't you curious where his hands have been all night AND day" idiots
You were right on with the commentary...you should do that..I support YOU!
Well you know my commentary is always the best...no no I still think there's a little 2008 and left inside of him...I mean you can still see how SCARED he is by the fact that he still raises his eyebrows and his eyes get all wide, that this is still not comfortable..he'd much rather be next to Kristen UGH!!!
I wish it were 2008..I was NORMAL back than..sheesh I'd even go back to 2009 January before this thing happened with me

Stephanie: I suppose those raised eyebrows let the fear leak out, but it’s still not the same. I need a pick-me-up…


oh, that’s better.

you know, we could get you back to your normal self when you had no idea what Twilight was or who Robert Pattinson was. We can stop taking about him all together, you can delete his pictures from your computers and phone and any RP news/gossip you see you can just pass it up.

It’ll be like our own Twilight/RP rehab.

Lana: UGH TAYLOR....I don't think I can..I can't

Stephanie: now him I wouldn’t mind feeling up. I’d still be embarrassed doing it but I’d savor every moment.
hummina, hummina…

Lana: ha-ha...I have a feeling if WE were to feel this young men up..we would go straight for the jack pot!
Well I would..no idea about you!

Stephanie: oh, of course! who wouldn’t?!
except that girl on Ellen, but that was televised so she had to keep it strictly PG.
I’d request a trou-drop. if I’m going to be humiliated feeling some guy up may as well get the best bang for my buck!

Lana: oh man..you don't request these types of things...you just DO IT..
hehe they'd be so shocked they wouldn't be able to react as quickly....

Stephanie: ok, now I can reply. I was afraid that if your message popped up that I responded they’d be able to see what we were talking about.
all I was going to say was: they many not react quickly about the trou-drop, but their security teams would! you’d have to be quick, QUICK! to not get stun gunned for doing that.

From Henry Cavil to Jonathan Tucker

Lana:
Freida Pinto: 'War of the Gods' with Henry Cavill!
Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/02/24/freida-pinto-war-of-the-gods-henry-cavill/#ixzz0gaX0TIlN
-with the subject line reading "no no no no no "

Stephanie:
why the no’s? um…and that picture is HOT!
this…not so much:


LANA:
I know I just don't want him to be in a movie with anyone other than me...hmph!
O I know..the dress is interesting...shoes are bad bad bad..like payless shoes from when I was 13 and it was the day of my graduation..however, unfortunately, I bet these cost about $500+ while my pay-less shoes not so much...
I LOVE HENRY...

STEPHANIE:
oh, well, now I understand your reluctance for the filming of this movie.
I, too, think henry cavill is quite handsome and anyone that has the chance to work with him is one lucky person.a person of whom I will forever be highly envious.for sure.
as for Kristen stewart: the dress is ok, didn’t have a problem with it. but the shoes!?!? who the hell picked those? same goes for the pair she wore during her dreadful acceptance speech: chunky, white (!) and totally 90’s. ugh!
but I wasn’t talking about her shoes. did you happen to see the affordable pedicure she privileged herself to before slipping on those black monstrosities?
no?
neither did I.

Lana:
I LOVE HENRY...so jealous..its going to be a love story, I'm sure...ugh...mission: I need to find him as well...now he is a hottie
dude, the girl could care less about pedicures and manicures...if she did get one I would be utterly shocked...but the shoes are not o.k. I repeat the shoes are not o.k.
I'm always curious when there is such an obvious blunder of wardrobe if it was the stylist or the celebrity who made that decision...at least the white ones looked like they came from a designer that would not have their shoes sold at payless...

Stephanie:
so now you’re on a mission to find henry cavill as well as Robert pattinson?
that’s a lot of mission.
I think you need to become one with a pap so you can get all the inside scoop on stars whereabouts.
and she should be worried about pedicures! this is clearly a necessity in her line of work. would you be caught dead in a gorgeous dress and butt ugly shoes with un-pampered feet? if she didn’t want to paint her toes, who cares, but at least get them taken care of!
gross.
in this case I have to blame her stylist for the shoe missteps (no pun intended). If it were up to her she’d go everywhere in jeans and tennis with unwashed hair and a pipe in her pocket.
oh, and I forgot to tell you that ryan gosling was at my sister’s boyfriends restaurant last night.

Lana:
well Rob is number one..but Henry is like one and a half...it would be one of the hardest decisions of my life if I were to have to choose which one I wanted to see first if they were both in Los Angeles...
I DO need to become one with the pap...however, being as I am not a 6 foot, leggy, gorgeous blonde/brunette/redhead it is quite hard to get people to pay attention to you. especially in the entertainment industry...also seeing as how I do not have connections and cannot help the paps out I just don't see them helping ME from the kindness of their heart.
Ok see I thought it was the pure and simple fact that she did not paint her toes..how did you see her toes so close that you decide she NEEDED a pedicure as opposed to it being just something she should have done for the pure and simple fact that she was going out..to a fashion show?
I don't know, sometimes these "celebrities" are like well this is ridiculous you dress me up, put make-up on me and make me act a certain way the least I can do is pick the shoes to wear...you never know..it could be all HER fault but the stylist could do nothing about it..or even worse it could have been a dual collaboration between the two of them where both of them were like "yes, these shoes definitely deserve to go with this outfit" and in that case..I should be a stylist..ugh!
LOVE Ryan Gosling...see you need to become one with your cousin so she can contact you when he is actually there as opposed to her just telling you he was there.

STEPHANIE:
well, I think the chances of them both being at the same place at the same time would be a hell of a chance.
but if you do get that lucky you better have your camera ready! I’m pulling for you.
um, paps don’t need you to be 6 feet tall with blond hair for them to befriend you. but you are at a disadvantage by not having an inside scoop on anyone. and I’m sure one of those guys would love to have you on their arm you just have to find the right one. then we’d be in for sure!!!
no, I didn’t care that Kristen stewart didn’t paint her toes. it’s the... *gag* …lack of care that I was pointing out.
I see where you’re coming from the shoe choice perspective. if someone got to decide what you wore to every event you’d want to have some input, naturally, so shoes are the most logic option. but I agree, if it was a collaborative catastrophe….any one of us could be a stylist.and why am I going to be chummy with my cousin? she didn’t see ryan gosling. my sisters boyfriend did. it’s his restaurant that ryan gosling goes to.

LANA:
With my luck Rob and Henry would be in LA at the same time at two different places opposite and miles and miles away from each other..It's ok I'd figure out a way to get to both of them...or neither one of them..:/
Uh yea you have to be able to offer the paparazzi something, and since I don't have the inside sources to offer them, I'd at least have to be eye candy and in Hollywood being a average sized brunette does not do much for me..oh well
Yea I get it, she doesn't care..I still don't' understand why this surprises people..I'm more surprised when she actually dresses UP for events..
OOOPs, for some reason I thought your cousin saw him..ok so becomes besties with your sister's boyfriend so we can see Ryan...I bet he eats beautifully...like a perfect, southern, gentleman...delish!

Stephanie:
how can one eat beautifully? I must know.
well, when George (my sister’s bf) sees him he always calls her to let her know, but since his work is about 20 minutes from my house I don’t think I’d have enough time to get there before RG leaves.
and she goes to work with him sometimes, you know to hang and stuff, and she’s never seen him. there have been a few people that she’s seen but I can’t remember which ones.
OH! she’s met and actually had full conversations with Jonathan Tucker. that’s something, right?

Lana:
when your a great looking guy chances are you eat beautifully..I wouldn't know from experience seeing as how I am not a great looking guy, nor do I eat beautiful...
who is John Tucker?

Stephanie:
so great looking means = beautiful eating? hmmm….
maybe we should do a study and see if your theory is true.
but I can tell you that everyone I know, including myself, doesn’t eat beautifully – just normally – so maybe we aren’t meant to be with a beautiful eater.
boo.
I had a feeling you wouldn’t know who JT was because when I was told about him I had no clue either. He’s this guy from the movie “The Ruins” with Jenna Malone and from “Texas Chainsaw” with Jessica Biel:




LANA:
OMG I love that guy!!!!!!!!..I have the biggest crush on him..like the biggest he is such a cutie geek nerd guy..but I adore him....
he was in The Virgin Suicides, Hostage with Bruce Willis...if he's there I MUST I MUST be notified

Stephanie:
wow! I didn’t know he registered so high on your list.she’s talked with him a few times about her desire to do makeup and such, and he told her that one he got back from Canada, I want to say, (he’s back now) he’d talk to her about getting her started. I’m not sure if she’s talked to him but I know he goes into the restaurant all the time so she’ll definitely run into him again.
for sure.
and he is way cute, I agree. especially in the ruins. and with that baseball cap.
geeky hot is the best, I think.
yum…

Lana:
OMG....I want to meet him...I think we could be perfect together!!...must do intro..
He does, he's adorkable....and what you just told me makes me like him even more cause that makes a sweet heart...awwwwwwwww

Stephanie:
if you want to catch him you should go to the restaurant. its on the corner of Hollywood at Gower: Alwazir Chicken.
George, my sister’s bf, is the guy that usually takes orders and such. He’s a big guy with dark hair and square glasses. Just tell him you know me and ask if JT has been in recently and if there are other stars that go in regularly. He’ll give you the scoop.
I haven’t even met him but if you do please document! and let him know you and I are both looking to get into the entertainment industry ANY WAY WE CAN!
except for the couch route, of course.

Lana:
I'm not gonna go in there like some crazy stalker chick who is really NOT a stalker chick seeing as how I barely know anything about this dude...
and no way José to the couch way!

Stephanie:
I’m not telling you to be a stalker, for crying out loud! just go in and get info from George on the days he usually comes in. Then if you happen to run into him bump into him or something causal and strike up a convo.
and that’s when you throw our entertainment interests into the mix.
do I have to do this for you?!

Lana:
yea YOU do it!

Stephanie:
I can’t do it! he knows salena! if I get all creepy and ask for a job it may jeopardize her chances!
I was just joking, lana.