Lana: HA!..oh how I wish..how I wish
Some lucky female on Ellen got a chance to feel him up...NOW that's' what I'm talking about..she felt his feet,legs,shoulders...I would have gone for the hands to feel ME...or you know felt something else...what stupid people...stupid stupid
Stephanie: he really let someone feel him up? really?! how odd.
it’s exciting, yes, for someone filled with so much love for a person they’ve never met and know nothing about to get a change to meet them, to talk to them and maybe get in a picture or two. But to feel them up? I would have been embarrassed for myself. Seriously. What a strange request. Or offer, if that was the case. How do you even go about asking for something like that?
“um…*giggle*…hi, I’m…*giggle, blush*…Jessica and I was wondering if…*nervous laugh, hiccup, sweating*…if I could feel you up? Maybe feel your shoulders or something? Oh, gosh, I can’t believe I’m really talking to you! I love you so much!”
and if it was an offer by Ellen, how would you even give that away? what words do you use to make it seem normal, like this sort of thing happens all the time?
“now we have a gift for one lucky audience member. I’m going to call your name and that person gets a change to come down here and meet Robert Pattinson, take some pictures and…this is the good part and I’m going to have to cover my ears as soon as I say this…and the lucky winner will get to feel him up!”
he’s not a prop. the whole thing sounds so…odd.
Lana: Yea..ELLEN suggested it..he seemed ok with it..I think it went like this
Ellen: So Rob we are going to let one lucky audience member be blindfolded and try to guess which one of you three is the real Rob
Rob: *Head scratch* I don't think this is a good idea...
Ellen: No, it'll be fine..its just ONE audience member and you'll be in a robe the whole time
Rob: I HAVE TO BE NAKED...*pacing pacing* I can't I CAN'T
Ellen: CALM down, Taylor would do it without a second thought. You will be clothed you and the two other boys will put on robes and she"ll just feel you up...
Rob: "Feel US up" As in she gets to touch me wherever
Ellen: OH FOR THE LOVE OF KITTENS..NO she won't touch you in places that it would be inappropriate to show on daytime television, OK?
Rob: Yea, ok
Kristen: (apparently she was there, don't know for sure) This should be VERY interesting
Yea I don't know how Ellen offered that up...I don't know if that was something they discussed before or if it's something she just threw at him..I think it's something she just threw at him
here's the video:
http://robertpattinsonnews-uk.blogspot.com/2010/05/robert-pattinson-on-ellen-show.html
Stephanie: I could only imagine what Kristen Stewart thinks when shenanigans like that go down. Probably: “Ha! I get that every night. Suckers.”
You know something? I wasn’t too far off base with the announcement that someone got to feel him up. Maybe I should host a daytime talk show? Or, “we” rather; you’d have to join me because we’re witty together. And if that doesn’t pan out maybe I could write for the show? I mean, she’s a comic and all but they need some other…substance, no? Maybe I’ll give it a shot.
And I think I prefer your commentary over what actually went down. I like the nervous Rob, the one who thinks he’ll get shanked walking down the street or while waiting in line for his sandwich order. This new Rob, the one who’s semi-adjusted to the famous life he now leads, the one who just raises his large, block eyebrows and nods in agreement at the suggestion of letting a stranger feel him up on daytime television is not the Rob that drew everyone under his spell. I want insecure. I want nervous. I want incoherent.
Oh, to be 2008 again…
Lana: I bet Kristen does think that, like "you guys are touching him but aren't you curious where his hands have been all night AND day" idiots
You were right on with the commentary...you should do that..I support YOU!
Well you know my commentary is always the best...no no I still think there's a little 2008 and left inside of him...I mean you can still see how SCARED he is by the fact that he still raises his eyebrows and his eyes get all wide, that this is still not comfortable..he'd much rather be next to Kristen UGH!!!
I wish it were 2008..I was NORMAL back than..sheesh I'd even go back to 2009 January before this thing happened with me
Stephanie: I suppose those raised eyebrows let the fear leak out, but it’s still not the same. I need a pick-me-up…
oh, that’s better.
you know, we could get you back to your normal self when you had no idea what Twilight was or who Robert Pattinson was. We can stop taking about him all together, you can delete his pictures from your computers and phone and any RP news/gossip you see you can just pass it up.
It’ll be like our own Twilight/RP rehab.
Lana: UGH TAYLOR....I don't think I can..I can't
Stephanie: now him I wouldn’t mind feeling up. I’d still be embarrassed doing it but I’d savor every moment.
hummina, hummina…
Lana: ha-ha...I have a feeling if WE were to feel this young men up..we would go straight for the jack pot!
Well I would..no idea about you!
Stephanie: oh, of course! who wouldn’t?!
except that girl on Ellen, but that was televised so she had to keep it strictly PG.
I’d request a trou-drop. if I’m going to be humiliated feeling some guy up may as well get the best bang for my buck!
Lana: oh man..you don't request these types of things...you just DO IT..
hehe they'd be so shocked they wouldn't be able to react as quickly....
Stephanie: ok, now I can reply. I was afraid that if your message popped up that I responded they’d be able to see what we were talking about.
all I was going to say was: they many not react quickly about the trou-drop, but their security teams would! you’d have to be quick, QUICK! to not get stun gunned for doing that.
