From Henry Cavil to Jonathan Tucker

Lana:
Freida Pinto: 'War of the Gods' with Henry Cavill!
Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/02/24/freida-pinto-war-of-the-gods-henry-cavill/#ixzz0gaX0TIlN
-with the subject line reading "no no no no no "

Stephanie:
why the no’s? um…and that picture is HOT!
this…not so much:


LANA:
I know I just don't want him to be in a movie with anyone other than me...hmph!
O I know..the dress is interesting...shoes are bad bad bad..like payless shoes from when I was 13 and it was the day of my graduation..however, unfortunately, I bet these cost about $500+ while my pay-less shoes not so much...
I LOVE HENRY...

STEPHANIE:
oh, well, now I understand your reluctance for the filming of this movie.
I, too, think henry cavill is quite handsome and anyone that has the chance to work with him is one lucky person.a person of whom I will forever be highly envious.for sure.
as for Kristen stewart: the dress is ok, didn’t have a problem with it. but the shoes!?!? who the hell picked those? same goes for the pair she wore during her dreadful acceptance speech: chunky, white (!) and totally 90’s. ugh!
but I wasn’t talking about her shoes. did you happen to see the affordable pedicure she privileged herself to before slipping on those black monstrosities?
no?
neither did I.

Lana:
I LOVE HENRY...so jealous..its going to be a love story, I'm sure...ugh...mission: I need to find him as well...now he is a hottie
dude, the girl could care less about pedicures and manicures...if she did get one I would be utterly shocked...but the shoes are not o.k. I repeat the shoes are not o.k.
I'm always curious when there is such an obvious blunder of wardrobe if it was the stylist or the celebrity who made that decision...at least the white ones looked like they came from a designer that would not have their shoes sold at payless...

Stephanie:
so now you’re on a mission to find henry cavill as well as Robert pattinson?
that’s a lot of mission.
I think you need to become one with a pap so you can get all the inside scoop on stars whereabouts.
and she should be worried about pedicures! this is clearly a necessity in her line of work. would you be caught dead in a gorgeous dress and butt ugly shoes with un-pampered feet? if she didn’t want to paint her toes, who cares, but at least get them taken care of!
gross.
in this case I have to blame her stylist for the shoe missteps (no pun intended). If it were up to her she’d go everywhere in jeans and tennis with unwashed hair and a pipe in her pocket.
oh, and I forgot to tell you that ryan gosling was at my sister’s boyfriends restaurant last night.

Lana:
well Rob is number one..but Henry is like one and a half...it would be one of the hardest decisions of my life if I were to have to choose which one I wanted to see first if they were both in Los Angeles...
I DO need to become one with the pap...however, being as I am not a 6 foot, leggy, gorgeous blonde/brunette/redhead it is quite hard to get people to pay attention to you. especially in the entertainment industry...also seeing as how I do not have connections and cannot help the paps out I just don't see them helping ME from the kindness of their heart.
Ok see I thought it was the pure and simple fact that she did not paint her toes..how did you see her toes so close that you decide she NEEDED a pedicure as opposed to it being just something she should have done for the pure and simple fact that she was going out..to a fashion show?
I don't know, sometimes these "celebrities" are like well this is ridiculous you dress me up, put make-up on me and make me act a certain way the least I can do is pick the shoes to wear...you never know..it could be all HER fault but the stylist could do nothing about it..or even worse it could have been a dual collaboration between the two of them where both of them were like "yes, these shoes definitely deserve to go with this outfit" and in that case..I should be a stylist..ugh!
LOVE Ryan Gosling...see you need to become one with your cousin so she can contact you when he is actually there as opposed to her just telling you he was there.

STEPHANIE:
well, I think the chances of them both being at the same place at the same time would be a hell of a chance.
but if you do get that lucky you better have your camera ready! I’m pulling for you.
um, paps don’t need you to be 6 feet tall with blond hair for them to befriend you. but you are at a disadvantage by not having an inside scoop on anyone. and I’m sure one of those guys would love to have you on their arm you just have to find the right one. then we’d be in for sure!!!
no, I didn’t care that Kristen stewart didn’t paint her toes. it’s the... *gag* …lack of care that I was pointing out.
I see where you’re coming from the shoe choice perspective. if someone got to decide what you wore to every event you’d want to have some input, naturally, so shoes are the most logic option. but I agree, if it was a collaborative catastrophe….any one of us could be a stylist.and why am I going to be chummy with my cousin? she didn’t see ryan gosling. my sisters boyfriend did. it’s his restaurant that ryan gosling goes to.

LANA:
With my luck Rob and Henry would be in LA at the same time at two different places opposite and miles and miles away from each other..It's ok I'd figure out a way to get to both of them...or neither one of them..:/
Uh yea you have to be able to offer the paparazzi something, and since I don't have the inside sources to offer them, I'd at least have to be eye candy and in Hollywood being a average sized brunette does not do much for me..oh well
Yea I get it, she doesn't care..I still don't' understand why this surprises people..I'm more surprised when she actually dresses UP for events..
OOOPs, for some reason I thought your cousin saw him..ok so becomes besties with your sister's boyfriend so we can see Ryan...I bet he eats beautifully...like a perfect, southern, gentleman...delish!

Stephanie:
how can one eat beautifully? I must know.
well, when George (my sister’s bf) sees him he always calls her to let her know, but since his work is about 20 minutes from my house I don’t think I’d have enough time to get there before RG leaves.
and she goes to work with him sometimes, you know to hang and stuff, and she’s never seen him. there have been a few people that she’s seen but I can’t remember which ones.
OH! she’s met and actually had full conversations with Jonathan Tucker. that’s something, right?

Lana:
when your a great looking guy chances are you eat beautifully..I wouldn't know from experience seeing as how I am not a great looking guy, nor do I eat beautiful...
who is John Tucker?

Stephanie:
so great looking means = beautiful eating? hmmm….
maybe we should do a study and see if your theory is true.
but I can tell you that everyone I know, including myself, doesn’t eat beautifully – just normally – so maybe we aren’t meant to be with a beautiful eater.
boo.
I had a feeling you wouldn’t know who JT was because when I was told about him I had no clue either. He’s this guy from the movie “The Ruins” with Jenna Malone and from “Texas Chainsaw” with Jessica Biel:




LANA:
OMG I love that guy!!!!!!!!..I have the biggest crush on him..like the biggest he is such a cutie geek nerd guy..but I adore him....
he was in The Virgin Suicides, Hostage with Bruce Willis...if he's there I MUST I MUST be notified

Stephanie:
wow! I didn’t know he registered so high on your list.she’s talked with him a few times about her desire to do makeup and such, and he told her that one he got back from Canada, I want to say, (he’s back now) he’d talk to her about getting her started. I’m not sure if she’s talked to him but I know he goes into the restaurant all the time so she’ll definitely run into him again.
for sure.
and he is way cute, I agree. especially in the ruins. and with that baseball cap.
geeky hot is the best, I think.
yum…

Lana:
OMG....I want to meet him...I think we could be perfect together!!...must do intro..
He does, he's adorkable....and what you just told me makes me like him even more cause that makes a sweet heart...awwwwwwwww

Stephanie:
if you want to catch him you should go to the restaurant. its on the corner of Hollywood at Gower: Alwazir Chicken.
George, my sister’s bf, is the guy that usually takes orders and such. He’s a big guy with dark hair and square glasses. Just tell him you know me and ask if JT has been in recently and if there are other stars that go in regularly. He’ll give you the scoop.
I haven’t even met him but if you do please document! and let him know you and I are both looking to get into the entertainment industry ANY WAY WE CAN!
except for the couch route, of course.

Lana:
I'm not gonna go in there like some crazy stalker chick who is really NOT a stalker chick seeing as how I barely know anything about this dude...
and no way José to the couch way!

Stephanie:
I’m not telling you to be a stalker, for crying out loud! just go in and get info from George on the days he usually comes in. Then if you happen to run into him bump into him or something causal and strike up a convo.
and that’s when you throw our entertainment interests into the mix.
do I have to do this for you?!

Lana:
yea YOU do it!

Stephanie:
I can’t do it! he knows salena! if I get all creepy and ask for a job it may jeopardize her chances!
I was just joking, lana.

Justin and Jessica...yay or nay?

STEPHANIE:
now, this is one girl I really can’t stand. honestly!
from her awfully huge mouth (and no-shaped top lip) and her sour puss face to her wrist slitting acting…ugh. I just don’t like her.


LANA:
I used to like her, I used to think she was all beautiful and amazing..but now she's sort of blah...nothing special..especially in this industry she doesn't stand out...but unfortunately because she isn't ugly she'll always have some sort of job..
especially if she and Justin are together..he'll always be able to help her get something..cause though he is a douche bag of the biggest kind...he is a big player in this industry...

S:no, I never liked her. even when she was on 7th Heaven, when she acted all manly and didn’t wear make-up or do her hair and walked around all day in her basketball jersey, I didn’t like her. not that acting like a man offends me, because it doesn’t, but she wanted to be pretty while acting like that, you know? not going to happen. and I’m honestly over Justin timerblake, too. he hasn’t “aged” well (he’s not 75, I know, but compared to his N’Sync days he’s really…changed. I think his nose has expanded.) and he thinks that just because he can sing and dance he can do anything…especially act, which he definitely can not do. I don’t know, I think his arrogance and entitlement are grounds for dismissal.

L:See I didn't mind her on 7th heaven...thought it was refreshing that she wasn't pounded with make-up...but really though I was 15 so what do I know about refreshing..I was pounding on make-up to cover up my zits..off topic..off topic
Thought she was cute..up until now..now she is TOO skinny...and her head looks too big..and I can forgive the whole big lip thing if she was a talented actress..but she's not..so she's not forgiven for the way she looks now...
I think Justin is still a little hottie..however his hotness diminishes because he thinks he's the poo..and he's definitely not..his poo does not smell like roses.. I don't think he's aged at all..his nose expanded? his nose ALWAYS looked like that...He definitely cannot act, but man oh man did I love him in Alpha Dog..all the tats..yum yum yum..he was funny in that movie..thought that movie wasn't supposed to be funny..but it was it really really was...

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2007_Alpha_Dog/2007_alpha_dog_010.jpg

S:
ok, to be fair that picture definitely puts him back on the qualifing list. but we have to take into account Justin timberlake as a whole:
1)arrogant
2)horrible actor
3)entitled
4)“too cool for school”
5)hates to be photographed by the paps (but I’d have to agree if I, too, were a celebrity…they’re ruthless)
6)wears nerd glasses that he thinks make him look different and cool – they don’t

(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/410/98/mob-3280441.0.0.0x0.150x150.jpeg)
7)left Janet Jackson out to dry during “Wardrobe Malfunction Gate” – not cool
8)cried to his mom when he was being “Punk’d” by Ashton Kutcher (OMG! that was the best episode e.v.e.r.!)
9)doesn’t like to talk about his N’Sync days – the part of his life that shot him to super stardom!
10)refuses to tie his shoes (you’ll have to look closely)

(http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2428690/justin-timberlake-hudson-terrace-jessica-biel-01/)

L:true, true, true, true, true, true, true, #8. that was the BEST episode of punk'd, everything after ceased to amaze me...that was the BEST., true, don't care
he sucks yes, but I dunno, maybe when he becomes a man he'll be better...we can hope...

S:well, I think he thinks he’s already a man and not the teen-man that he is.
only time will tell…

HAHAH, hehehe, hmmmmmm

Lana:

which one is the tranny and which one is actually brooke hogan...


STEPHANIE:
it’s not hard to tell which is which, but I’m sure a lot of people wouldn’t know.
brook on right, tranny on left.
I kid, I kid!!!
she does look like a man, though. so does her mother, come to think of it.
maybe we should give makeup and hair advice, no?

Why OH Why?

LANA:

so now ted is saying Jessica Simpson and Dane cook are together......i think she just keeps choosing the wrong guys and one of these days she's gonna bust a Brittany...eek!



but this couple would definitely be BETTER than this..gross..look out herpes on the way




but it is a step UP from this creature:


STEPHANIE:
I read that they were spotted out together again, but I wasn’t sure if I believed it or not.
I like dane cook. I really do: he’s funny (to me) and he’s kind of cute – if you don’t look at him for too long, but I just don’t like the two of the together. she’s too clean and “pure” compared to him, you know? not according to john mayer, of course, but whateves.
they never sat right with me, but who am I?
and they are way better, WAY BETTER, than avril and brody! ugh!!! I never ever thought brody was anything to look at – my friends will beg to differ – and he always seemed like such a douche on the show, acting too cool for school. and avril will always and forever be a 15 year old, angst ridden girl who writes songs about her boyfriends and skateboards, and claims that no one understands her because she’s just so different and deep and blah…blah…blah…
never cared for her but I do enjoy some of her songs from time to time, I will not lie.
and who the hell thought of bringing that former girlfriend of brody’s to light? who is she and why does she always look like she’s pinching her nostrils together?

Rob, Bradley, Kristen, Taylor, Renee

LANA:
1. I saw valentines day,

taylor lautner is GAY, and I am afraid he will never come out, like Tom Cruise, and never reveal his true identity.. Once you see this movie it's impossible to think he is a straight man


2. did you see ALL the new eclipse stills??!!

3. Have you seen the Remember Me clips?

4. I still do not think Renee is the cause of Bradley's lack of caring about his make-up issues..he probably doesn't care....


STEPHANIE:
1)I highly doubt I’ll waste my money to see V-Day since I hardly go to the movies to begin with and because I’ve heard, from every nook and cranny, that the movie is just dreadful! And if, in 10 years, it turns out that Taylor Lautner is, in fact, gay…at least I got to see those to die for abs while still believing him to be straight. Oh, and why does Lainey call Tom Cruise, who has to be gay, GMD? Or GDM, whatever it is she uses?
2)I didn’t see a lot of Eclipse stills, only the photos on Perez. Are there more?
3)What Remember Me clips?
4)I blame Rene, for sure. Oh Bridge Jones…
5)Um…did you read that Robert Pattinson hates vagina? Maybe he’s gay and Kristen Stewart is HIS cover. Of course it was just his English humor coming to the page but still, wouldn’t it be funny if all this time you were hating Kristen Stewart because you thought she was his love when in reality you should have hated the guy he was buying underwear with? Haha…

LANA:
1. Because when Tom Cruise came on the scene he was this little heartthrob as well..than he started doing all these action movies, taking his shirt off, and just becoming this weird weird human being, basically the person he is now..I have NO idea what GMD/GDM means
2.Yea THOSE eclipse stills...now it gives me hope that maybe just maybe David Slade did a better job than Chris Weitz, ugh!
3.Just a few clips from the movie..a couple of scenes, the restaurant scene, their dinner at home scene, and the cap ride scene
4.you forgot the TT in Bridget
5.people like you who don't understand anything!...obviously it was his sense of humor..he has the weirdest sense of humor and no one gets it, even me at times, but he says stupid crap like that and the next thing is rob is GAY!

STEPHANIE:
I know your beloved Rob isn’t gay. I was simply saying that if he was gay you would have wasted many, many minutes of your life, many precious breathes to hate on Kristen Stewart for nothing. it would just be funny, is all.
GEEZ LANA!!!
and thanks for catching that Bridge/Bridget misspell. J

LANA:
UGH, since he's not gay and you know it and I know it no point in saying "IF" now is there....don't geez me!
No prob you know I got u covered :P

STEPHANIE:
but it’s fun saying “if”, no?
you know it is.
plus it makes you upset and that, in turn, makes my laugh. J