Ad for Pancreatic Cancer, obviously!

Again, this is what I sent Stephanie:

I also titled the subject NICE!

Stephanie: I’ve seen this guy before in some tv show and in that movie with james from twilight. he’s hot, for sure. but…I don’t know…there’s just something about him that screams... “cheesy”.

Lana:yea the show was "life as we know it"..FUNNIEST show but they took it off the air, like most good shows...the one with james was called "never back down" and I actually never saw that...he does look cheesy but dayum that picture!!!

Taking it from the back?....I hope not

This is what I sent stephanie:



Stephanie: I love the baby picture!!! His kids are just too cute!
And as for the Robert Pattinson picture…he looks like he just took it up the butt.

Lana: WHAT! NO...that's his face face..u know..wink wink

S: no…. it’s his “you just gave it to me and…man am I sore!” face.

L:noooooo..its his " i gave it to you so good...and I'm getting it sooo good" and now I'm exhausted cause it hurts cause we've been giving it SOO good

S: hahahah!!! I hope he really says crap like that after he and Kristen are done “giving it so good to each other”.
bahahahaha!!!!!!
but I do believe his face reads “I have to nurse my sore bum back to life after what you’ve done to me” more than “I’m getting it so good...” blah, blah, blah.

L:no no, you're not reading it correctly...why would he have a sore bum? he doesn't swing that way...nope nope nope!!! I won't believe that because when I went to sleep last night I imagined that face giving it to someone NOT receiving it from someone!!!! oh man, I hope he doesn't receive...

S: you don’t know which way he swings! I’m not wishing him to swing one way or the other…let’s be PC about this…but anything is possible. all I’m saying is that his face does look like he’s in a bit of pain. and that hand caressing his bum is only helping my case.

Rob: The good, the bad, and the ugly..but mostly the GOOD

Stephanie: this is NOT a good look for him!


Lana: LOL, I know..but this is before twilight...and I don't know how else to redeem this picture..I agree this is NOT a good look for him and these pictures should be taken off...

this however IS:






you get the point...we can forgive him for those atrocious pictures and instead focus on his bright and good looking future

S: wow! you really searched for some pictures, didn’t you?!I agree that the pictures below are WAY better than the awful floppy haired picture I have posted.
Man…he better be thanking his lucky stars (or he could thank my background, I suppose) that he got that part because if he hadn’t….well, I think I can clearly say that he would not have looked the way he looks now. no ma’am!!!
My favorite photo is the piano. and the lobster photo – too bad he doesn’t seem to eat much in daily life.
bummer.

L: lol, didn't have to look hard

1. went to Google
2. typed rob, vanity fair
3. picked the best ones
4. VERY EASY :)

If it wasn't for Twilight he sure wouldn't look this good, but if he kept going than he would have eventually been hot, may have taken longer, THANK GOD it hasn't..other wise what would I have put as my wallpaper...I KNOW HENRY :)
I know, I don't know why he doesn't eat....hoping he bulks up, a little bit, just a little bit at least...that way I can at least pretend we can be together since he would be able to lift me up, otherwise I mean its just not even a possibility to be together!

Haley Joel Osment dates, real people!

Lana: http://www.oceanup.com/2010/01/12/kristen-stewart-bafta-rising-star-award
and than
http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/
oh man a buncha stuff:
1. if Michael whatever his last name is IS hooking up with her costar..red carpet is going to be AWKWARD! if they are not red carpet is going to be awkward cause the rumors have already started to spin
2. mai whitman is dating haley osment..i didn't think he dated..oh man..they'll be a foursome...
3. than what couple is better: rob and kristen OR mae and haley
4. THIS IS TOOOOOO MUCH FUN...all this info from one stupid article..LOVE


Stephanie: my response to all below:
1. it’s nice to see you excited over someone other than Robert Pattinson!!! yeah, it’s because it involves Kristen Stewart but still.
2. um…if she was able to move on with her co-star I say go for it, Michael! they were together for a couple of years and she jumps into r.p.’s arms? there can be no hard feelings there. none.
3. why do we care about mae Whitman? I think she’s a good actress, don’t get me wrong, but she’s never on anyone’s radar – except for haley osment I seems – so I don’t understand the interest. but if you’re excited I’m excited. J
4. what couple is better, you ask? Lana Gotlinskaya and Henry Cavil. But if I have to choose a real couple I’d say Reese and Jake. *tear*

L: 1. well now I didn't GO looking for it, it was on twitter..however the attached link was hilarious, at least to me
2. DUDE, duh she ran into R.P.s arms, come one no competition Robert>>>>BETTER than Michael
3. Don't care, however read the life & style article, forgot who mae was and than when I saw who she was and than saw she was with her boyfriend, had to find out..SOOOOOOO did not expect Haley....I'm not excited I think this is HILARIOUS..come one I mean really he dates? really? girls? REALLY...
4. DUH, DUH, DUH..he is delicious..I went online to see who he was supposedly dating and supposedly everyone from Jillian Michaels ( the biggest loser) to his The Tudors costars...eww..no legit finding thought..I definitely NEED to go to London, too many delicious things out there....Reese and Jake, really? Really? I never even registered them on my radar..HOWEVER, after they broke up he started becoming more attractive..I didn't like them together...something was off...

Not great, but better, MUCH MUCH better

Stephanie: UGH!!! he still hasn’t cut that mane!!!

but he looks way hotter in this picture!

Lana: OMG, I had dreams about this picture..absolutely delicious..forget the hair, the hair I can do..you chop it off..easy! But everything else, the eyes, nose, lips, ears, hands, forearms, neck, muscles, EVERYTHING is unbelievable! I could bring him home to mom and she won't refuse him as her future son-in-law even though he isn't Russian/Jewish LOL...MAN, perfect! you are so late on all of this...ugh that's why you can't miss out on work, Stephanie!

S: Of course I’m late on this news - I have been ill, Lana! Way to show some sympathy!!! I do love his face, however.and his eyes.and hands. and everything else you deemed “unbelievable”. and if you were ever able to bring him home to your mother please promise me, PLEASE PROMISE ME, that you’d invite me over for coffee on that blessed day. I’ll even bring some bunt cake to celebrate the occasion.
and my camera to take photographic evidence.

L: LOL! I've already told you I don't do the whole "I'm emotional thing" very well if at all. But on that blessed day, I will invite everyone, and I mean EVERYONE to my house for coffee..you won't even need your camera because every local news stations, every paparazzi within a 100 mile radius, and every gossip columnist will be at my house discussing "what is gorgeous Henry Cavil doing at a local woman's house? She's not even a model!"

S:you have told me you’re heartless, I remember. now, as for this Henry cavil fellow: let’s project onto him the personality of a humble human being, one who looks not at…well, looks, but at the personality and heart of the person he chooses to court. thus, if any hairy paparazzi or callous gossip columnist even suggest spewing the words “what is gorgeous Henry Cavil doing at a local woman's house? She's not even a model” out of their mouths, your chivalrous Henry will gladly and swiftly punch them in the face, defending your honor to the fullest.and if this happens I’ll definitely need my very own camera so I can take up close and extremely personal photos of the day.

L: oh man, NOW that would be an UH-mazing day!
I love Henry, hmmm, I doubt he's not egotistical, but threes something about him where I can see him being a nice human being as opposed to, I don't know a complete douche (Emile Hirsch).
:D
I am not HEARTLESS just sometimes I prefer not to showcase my emotions.