Future Not Looking So Bright

Stephanie: backup plan. done.
http://perezhilton.com/2009-12-18-24-hour-fitness-with-taytay

Lana: oh man..too funny...see EVEN he knows he's not that great of an actor

Stephanie: We’ve already come to the conclusion that he can’t act.but none of them can so it’s no surprise.

Lana: o.k. I give you that at THAT time none of them can act..reviews for remember me have been VERY VERY good so I say Rob CAN act.and Kristen can act..if ne thing she acted much BETTEr than in Twilight. Like I said before Taylor is gonna be Jean-Claude, Sylvester Stallone type actor..he"ll never be a Matt Damon
But being a personal trainer I can SOOO see that

stephanie: she’s way better in the second movie, but that’s not saying much.and you know it. I was actually talking about her with my cousin this weekend and she agrees with me: Kristen Stewart sucks as an actress. she was like “I don’t get it! I really don’t! what’s the appeal? she can’t act and when she tries she acts the same in every movie: awkward and always biting her lip and running her hand through her hair. can’t she do anything else?!” of course my answer was no, she can’t do anything else because she’s awful. but hey, to each his own…bottom line: everyone of those people were horrible, simply horrible in the first movie and still bad in the second one. not as much, but definitely close. I can only imagine what the next movies will be like. they all have to get really physical and mean with each other.
I don’t think they’ll be able to pull it off. maybe they can all work for taylor at his gym….

Lana:I don't know I liked her before twilight..thought she was good in Adventureland, and In the Land of Women...Twilight I was like WTF but that's how I came to the conclusion that it had to be the directing..I"m not saying she is spectacular but I don't think she is that bad..Rob sucks, YES, BUT reviews for Remember Me have said he was much much better and some said he was GOOD..so I have hope. BUT they should have a gym and work for Taylor..that would be SOO funny...

Stephanie: I first saw her in Panic Room and thought she was a homosexual boy. but when I realized it was a girl I figured she was lez. not that I judge; I accept all kinds.where did you see the reviews for Remember Me? I need to see that movie! I know he’s in it, and that’s the plus, but I liked the script so much this may be one of those movies I can watch every time it’s on, you know? send me the links for the review, if you would. thanks!could you imagine if they were all trainers or something? although with the way Robert Pattinson slaps instead of punches he’d probably be the one cleaning the locker rooms. I’m just saying…

Lana:haha that is soooooo wrong. she did look like a boy, but whatever she no longer looks like it now and Rob loves her so GRRRR, I don't care what she looked like back in the day..and yea I saw Panic Room and I thought she/he did a good job so I think think think it's the directors in this movie who cannot direct these actors to act..
for Remember Me, no idea it was like a month maybe 2 ago when they had a special screening for it for regular people so they could see what kinds of things they would have to change...most people did say that the movie was good, some things NEED to be changed ,but Rob's acting will surprise you..I'm sooooo excited for it
haha, remember when Kellan said "Rob does slap hard" LOL..almost peed in my pants

Stephanie: what is so wrong with pointing out the obvious?! EVERYONE was confused as to whether it was a girl or boy, except for her parents, of course.
and she was weird in that movie as well. but I did like the part when she used the flashlight for Morse code… “I saw it on Titanic.” Ha! I, too, try to incorporate movie knowledge into my everyday life.when does Remember Me come out? I must make a mental note to see it. Oh, Kristen Stewart…

Taylor, Taylor, & Rob

Stephanie:just another reason she shouldn’t be with him. if you can’t keep up… http://perezhilton.com/2009-12-14-taylor-beats-tayor-in-the-ratings

Lana:ummm they are together I'm almost positive of that.. he beat her in the ratings because he is apart of Twilight..It has nothing to do with the fact that he is such a great actor..lets not get it twisted..and although Taylor swift had lower ratings she is still a MEGA-superstar...and has her singing to fall back on what will Taylor fall back on? his 6packed ass? most likely seeing as, even you have to admit, this guy is NOT a good actor..he is like jean-claude van damn..that guy was not a good actor, had a good body, knew some martial arts and got movies made..and where is he now? probably pumping someones gas I'm just saying..don't be jealous..I got it that rob and kristen are together, i've accepted it....somewhat..as shud u!

Stephanie: I know they’re together. I’ve excepted it because, um, I’m way older and ew! He’s younger than my little sister!!! I’ve never doubted that they were together even amid the gay rumors, which I will vehemently ignore because if it’s true that would be a major blow (no pun intended) to the hetero female population.and I also know that he beat her in ratings because of Twilight but everyone needs a boost from something, right? he went from being a scrawny kid with the most horrific wig known to man, to the most gorgeous 17 year old wolf ever! do you think if Robert Pattinson hadn’t been thrust into this franchise he would have been as sought after as he is now? not a chance, especially if he still fashioned himself circa cedric diggory. ugh. and that taylor swift can’t sign. have you heard her live? did you watch the SNL that she hosted? yeah, no singing abilities. but she does have the look and writers and…aura, if you will, to make her as big as she is now. but too much too soon will be her downfall. it happens to the best of them, no joke. you’re way popular for three years and then one day BAM! someone that looked like you when you first started, and sounds the way you did, will be taking over that light and then where will you be? and jean-claude, for your information, is “scheduled to return to the ring after a 30 year retirement to fight Thailand's Somrak Khamsing in a match promoted by Japan's K-1. The comeback fight is scheduled for March, 2010” according to his IMDB page. Hey…you asked, I delivered. J

Lana: whoa whoa whoa! it was ME who kept telling you eww he's young and he kept saying I don't care so don't start acting like age was a major issue..would have rob been famous? I don't know, its possible..He got Unbound Captives BEFORE Twilight came out, and he did do Little Ashes and that other movie...and YES I KNOW he was not good but he still did movies which is more than I can say for Taylor..Taylor is no Matt Damon, I don't see him being an action star that can keep on going and going..I see him as a darker Jean Claude..and big whoop he's going back to boxing, in another country..at one point he was one of the biggest stars in the world and now no one cares..please you know he updates the IMDB page himself, and probably PAYS IMDB for the to NOT cancel his page..Now whether or not Taylor can sing, I don't know..don't think I have EVER heard her live..Taylor could turn out to be Brittany and become insane OR she can turn out to be Christina Aguilera and be normal..or however "normal" Christina is..My friend too does not see star quality..but as far as I'm concerned Brittany was an entertainer she had NO voice..so if Taylor keeps being the cutesy little nice girl next door and sings the songs she will be around for a very long time...

Stephanie: age is a major issue! I have only ever said that looking is acceptable because if they didn’t want him to be paraded around without his shirt they wouldn’t have made him bulk up. and, I’m sorry, those abs will captivate everyone! don’t pretend like you’re not in awe like everyone else! what the hell is “unbound captives”? I’ve never even heard of it before this message. and you can’t even throw Little Ashes in this!!! You really think this could have been his jumping point?



I think not.
I’m not saying that Taylor Lautner is the most amazing actor in the history of action movies but yeah, he’ll have something to fall back on if this thing doesn’t work out for him. Modeling? Perhaps. Martial Arts instructor? Possibly. Kid’s soccer coach? Sure. But what does female Taylor have to fall back on?
Exactly.
And I really could care less if jean-claude paid people to keep that thing up. He creeped me out in his films and when he guest starred on Friends, so his obscurity is of no loss to me.

Lana: Unbound Captives is a movie starring ROB, Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz!
His abs are awesome yes but he is 17 living the life of a 24yr old with the mind of a 12 year old..because of that I don't think he is mentally connected with what is going on with his life and how people view him.I didn't say Little Ashes was hi jumping point but Rob was acting before Twilight! and even if he DID quit acting or couldn't get it jump started he would sing..so there..TAYLOR cannot be a model because of this reason below

model my ass....there are tons of people hotter and taller than he is who are professional models, they don't need him..everyone NEEDS Rob..so lets not even get it started as to who is better...haha Taylor Swift, I don't know and truth is I don't really care..if I hear her song one more time I may smash my head directly into my window..so lets forget about her...Yes Jean Claude was creepy, lets hope the same faith does not come to your little man child boy thing Taylor

Stephanie:you’re getting heated; we should stop this conversation now before you fly through the cubicle.I surrender: Robert Pattinson is the Mecca of all who have lived and I bow down to him. (pretend I’m bowing; I don’t want to get in trouble because it looks like I’m taking a nap or something.)that picture is too funny!!! where did you find this? you photo shopped it yourself, didn’t you?

Lana: haha...haha...lol you would get in SOOOOOOOO much trouble if they caught u sleeping..anyways..no I didn't photo shop it, it was ALL over the internet cause it was a big deal..Taylor's a midget..Rob's a hottie...

Henry Cavill

Stephanie: NOT a good look for him!


Lana: yea I saw that..BUT knowing he is actually good looking this doesn't bother me...

Stephanie:IT BOTHERS ME!!! he looks like the Beast from Beauty and the Beast!!! Remember at the end when he turns human again??? UGH!

Lana: yes, but unlike the other guys who do this and we don't know whether or not they are attractive..with one tiny snip he is GORGEOUS..like kick you in the gut, racing heart, OMG gorgeous..so its fine..its one thing if you don't know whether or not this is his BEST look..its another when poor guy is just trying to be unattractive, or lazy.

Stephanie: if all it takes is one little snip then SNIP, SNIP, SNIP!!
I really can’t handle his hair like that! ugh!!! some people can pull it off but others should just stay far, far away! he doesn’t even look like, well, himself!!!